Not here

by tiresomemoi

Not here* (rue Sainte Anne) – 17 June 201620160617 Not here next to K-Mart



The photo above was taken in the entrance to the parking garage beside K-Mart**. I’ve been lax with my anti-pissoir posts but I think this counts even if it’s less durable than iron or stone. For a few months last year I attempted to keep track of all the instances of public urination I encountered. I have a note on my phone titled Public Urination***. I just looked at the list, I think public urination is actually down since then. Or maybe I’m just not out as much or not out in the right/wrong places. So far in 2016, I’m averaging one public pisser a month. Of course now that I’ve said that I’ve probably jinxed myself.




**K-Mart is a Japanese/Korean grocery store and one of my favorite food shops in Paris. They sell everything from sushi grade fish and unfiltered saki to shiso leaves and (dozens of brands of) ramen.


K-Mart (Opera)

8 rue Sainte Anne

Paris 75001

Open 7 days a week, 10:00 – 9:00


***For various reasons this is only a partial list. All sightings are in Paris unless otherwise noted. Re-reading the list reminded me why I started it in the first place. I’d been at a dinner where I was the only non-French person, typically, I was asked what I liked and disliked about living in Paris. My dislikes where: dog shit everywhere and men pissing in public. Everyone at the table said that the dog shit situation was better than it had been but there was a clear divide between men and women as to whether there was really a pissing problem. The women agreed that public pissers were a nuisance, the men claimed not to be aware of the problem. On the way from dinner to our next destination, I was vindicated when I man jumped out of car stopped at a light, ran between our group, and began unbuckling beside an electrical box. He did not actually relieve himself as all six of us stopped beside him and I pulled out my phone to take a picture. The man’s friends, waiting in the car, alerted him to the fact that he was being observed so he zipped up and ran back to his car (probably cursing us). I started the list so that the next time I was told I was exaggerating/imagining the pissing problem I could counter with dates and times. I stopped updating the list one afternoon while strolling through the Bois de Boulogne deciding I’d rather enjoy the park then keep my eyes peeled for pissers.


Public Urination

12/1/15 17:00

avenue du General Leclerc

Long hair, drunk, pissed right into the street


11/12/15 13:13

Bald man in bright colored sweater with a large dog

rue du Montparnasse


Tuesday, 17 February 2015, 17:30

Peeing against a white van. Brown hair, brown leather shoes, brown leather satchel, jeans, early 40s.


Thursday, 26 Feb 2015, 17:12

Peeing against a Mercedes Vito 111CDI, wearing gray


Saturday, 8 March 2015

12:50: 30s black hair, boots, works for one of the fruit sellers at the Port Royall Market


18:09: 60’s ragged, dirty clothes


Wednesday, 18 March 2015

12:09: Clean shaven, 30″s, black pants and coat

12:12: Second man in less than five minutes

16:06: 7 or 8, red track suit, I probably shouldn’t count boys under 10


No date 19:37

Les Halles blue shirt with thin white stripes, tall, twenties


No date 1:32

Black leather jacket, black pants, neatly trimmed facial hair early thirties. Jules Favre, Lyon


Sunday, 29 March 2015, 11:34

20s, blond, facial hair, jeans. Lyon, rue Gerba?


1 avril 2015 14:17 parish Saint-Vincent-de-Paul thin, jeans, dark hair


Monday, 6 April 2015, Bois de Boulogne

18:46: Blue shorts, beige shirt, short dark hair


18:52: Gray hair, glasses, striped scarf, black pants, black coat, backpack