Sidewalk Series: Mattresses/Matelas 003

by tiresomemoi

Mattress, rue Dareau – 23 January 2015Mattress, rue Dareau



This week’s best junk mail:


Dear Good Friend.

Please accept my apology for not contacting you earlier before now due to my tight schedules. I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting that money under the cooperation of a new partner from India Presently I’m in India with the partner for some projects with the money.


The reason why I am compensating you is because I used your name to claim the Fund as the next of kin, Meanwhile I didn’t forget you’re past efforts and attempts to assist me in the transaction that it failed us some how.


Now contact my secretary in Nigeria, her name is Mrs. Favor Bawa, and his email address is ( number ask her to send you the total $850,000.00 Draft which I kept for your compensation for all your past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much .


So feel free and get in touch with my secretary Mrs. Favor Bawa, and instruct her where to send the amount to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferings at that time. I’m very busy here because of the investment projects, which the new partner and me are having at hand, finally, Remember that I had forwarded instruction to My secretary on your behalf to receive those money feel free to get in touch with Mrs. Favor Bawa She will send the amount to you without any delay.


With best regards,

Mr Francis Chiwe



Hello friend,

My name is Mr. Johnson Kwadwo. I am a director of field operation Ghana custom excise and preventative service. I am in searching for honest gold dealer or who knows anyone who deal on gold that I can trust to help me receive my 76 kilograms of gold I have here and sell it in his or her country. We shall conduct the business on mutual benefit of both of us. To be frank with you I seized the gold from the illegal exporter at the Kotoka International Airport Accra Ghana when they were about to smuggle it into Airline and ship it out of the country without following the Ghana Government procedure on gold shipment but I have legalize the gold in my name as the owner.


I will be very glad if you can indicate your interest to help me sell the gold in your country. I am very happy when I saw your profile on line. Please all I need from you is a maximum Sincerity, Trust, Honesty and Love. Please before we start this business, I will like you to send me your personal contact details.


I wait for your respond.


Thank you and May God bless you and family.


Best regards,


Mr. Johnson Kwadwo